While I was an army airborne school student my Platoon Black Hats selected me as the Platoon honor graduate. I had to go to a board against one member of each platoon. My black hats gave me five pages on notes to study for the board. The Company 1stSgt was a man named Prince and he openly despised Marines; he would literally tell us during a company formation how much займы без проверки ки he hated Marines.
When it was my turn to go in for the board I entered the room and marched over in front on the desk the black hats were sitting at, and came to attention:
Me: Good evening gentlemen, Sgt Devaney reporting to the senior member of the board as ordered.”
1SG Prince: What the hell are you doing airborne?
Me: 1stSgt?
1SG: Is that a proper greeting?
Me: Yes 1stSgt.
1SG: Why did you not salute?
Me: Marines do not salute uncovered 1SG.
1SG: You do what the hell you are told to do Marine.
Me: Aye Aye 1SG (and salute – uncovered – while giving the standard greeting).
I answered every question correctly; they were very easy. When I was dismissed I gave a proper greeting, did an about face and attempted to depart.
1SG: What the fuck are you doing airborne?
Me: I do not understand 1SG.
1SG: Get the fuck back over here and dismiss yourself properly.
Me: 1sSgt? (I did not know what he meant)
1SG: How about a salute airborne?
Me: (Again I saluted uncovered and dismissed myself).
I did not win the board (no surprise there). The winner was a very cute little female army 2nd Lt that the Black Hats loved to talk to; surprise surprise.
The moral of the story: 1SG Prince was a goat fucking pussy who hated Marines. We used to intentionally step on the Charlie Company Symbol painted on the sidewalk, which led to “Marine Down” – push-ups.
SF DKD